I enjoy tea, cats, and Sufjan Stevens. In a perfect world, David Archuleta would be my boyfriend, and guacamole would be supplied every hour.
this is probably simultaneously the most accurate and funniest thing ever
How pissed would Leo Dicaprio be if someone played him in bio of his life and won an Oscar?
Imagine being gayer than Ross Matthews
i wanted to know what a duck looked like without a beak so i googled it and ive been laughing at this photo for about 3 minutes
Hey i just met you
And this is crazy
I’d write something clever
But im too lazy
please tell me this is fake
actually no i hope its real
creepiest thing ever omg im scared